A Story We’d Like To See

Howard Kurtz, who had a great op-ed (!) in yesterday’s Outlook section, chatted away today about the Runaway Bride, satire, his need to fire his wardrobe person, and his attempts to achieve “minor diety” status. Here’s a story we’d like to see:

Question: If Ann Coulter and I were engaged and I took a bus to Las Vegas would it make the cable news? I am a white male DOD employee. I can claim I was kidnapped by Paris Hilton and her friends and then claim I made it up because of a fear of being hit by a pie!

Howard Kurtz: Hey, I’ll cover it.