A Rose-y Axl Description That Tommy Hilfiger May Disagree With

From the May 11-17 issue of the Onion, A.V. listings section:

Guns N’ Roses, Hammerstein Ballroom, 9 p.m., $63

Who is Axl Rose at this point beyond a guy who shows up every now and then on “Page Six” or Gawker after appearing at some (surprisingly) haute bar or club and signing autographs for onlookers who find him, invariably, nicer and calmer than would seem to befit a total basket-case? …

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