A FishbowlLA experiment: will Bert Fields notice me?

As discussed yesterday, Defamer has now received two letters from Bert Fields regarding supposedly legally-questionable coverage of his client Tom Cruise. I’ve heard since then that Fields is, in the words of a well-placed source, ‘carpet-bombing’ publications, both on- and offline, with similar cease-and-desist missives. And frankly, I don’t get much mail. I want a letter from Bert. So I’m posting this image of a young dragged-out Cruise (originally published in the Sun) in the hopes of getting one.