A Broker Uses a Dry Erase Board and Camera to Resign in Epic Fashion

If you're going to go out, why not go out big. That's the case for one unidentified broker who goes by the name Jenny. She decided to break the news that she's leaving, by emailing her coworkers 34 picture of her resigning using a dry erase board. Of course, the important thing is not the tool she used for the board, but what she writes in marker. And with that, I don't think she'll be looking for a reference from her former boss. The Chive posted the photos that Jenny sent out, although they still can't confirm her last name. In the photos, she called out her boss' "bad breath" and temper. Then she got to why she's quitting, and that's because she overheard him call her a "HPOA," which means "Hot Piece of Ass" (which I'll take her word for it on that one). This didn't fly well, so she looked up his online habits, and found out that the boss, named "Spencer," spent 19.7 hours a week playing Farmville. Emmmbarrassssing. But while quitting, she also threw her coworkers under the bus, writing, "Did you ever wonder... Why everybody in the office called the trash... A garbage diSpencer?" It's OK for you to go out in a blaze of glory, but, come on, don't ruin it for the coworkers. Especially if his temper is like you say, whom do you think he'll take his anger out on? But all-in-all, what a great way to go out. Hopefully, she doesn't want to be a broker ever again. Update 1: Still no word yet if this is real or some sort of PR stunt, but still worth checking out because it's a good laugh. Update 2: As expected, this story has a fishy smell to it. MediaMemo got in touch with the original posters on The Chive, and they're the same guys who made up a story about Donald Trump leaving a $10,000 tip a few years back. They won't say this is also fake, but they will reveal the real "Jenny" tomorrow at 10 am. Update 3: It's confirmed, the dry erase board resignation was a hoax. I think we can all agree, it's not nearly as cool as the JetBlue attendant's resignation. At least that's not a prank. Photo by Spensatron 5000

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