62nd Annual Radio-Television Correspondents' Association Dinner

It’s the kind of event where…

…television networks worry themselves over who has more tables (last year, Fox had 34 to CNN’s 29) and which network has the best after party

…where you can–yet again–ask yourself, “Why does Ron Silver keep showing up at these things?”

…where you can see George Stephanopolous sitting between Karl Rove and Howard Dean

…where you can thumb through the 44-page seating chart to discover who else is there and who scored betters seats

…where you can enjoy a