Your giant urine sample came back clean

Dear Dave: Thanks for submitting a urine sample for our annual AdFreak drug screening. We’d share the results, but you know our motto: Pass, fail—it’s all good! Much as we’re impressed with the volume of your posts (and occasionally the quality of them), we are astonished with the volume of your output in this regard.

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