Yetis are not coming to your rescue

Just in case any Kiwis out there were banking on Yetis for
mountain rescue, allow New Zealand Land Search and Rescue and Colenso BBDO in Auckland to point out that the creatures aren't real. And even if they did exist, they wouldn't be much help. Yetis
don't stray far from the Himalayas and, depending on who you ask, they'll
either gobble you up or hug you fiercely to their furry bosoms and call you George. Both scenarios are fatal.

—Posted by David Kiefaber