Who is this so-called Steelerbaby anyway?

Ever since we posted an item about Steelerbaby yesterday, there’s been an outpouring of affection for the little guy. People love Steelerbaby as surely as they hate Baby Bob. So we thought we’d post the official On the Spot-ish Q&A with him (or her) from the Steelerbaby site. Obey Steelerbaby.
Q: Are you a boy baby or a girl baby?
SB: Only the old lady that knitted this uniform knows for sure.
Q: Who are your parents?
SB: Steelerbaby’s only faint recollections of them are a tattered Jack Lambert jersey and the smell of stale Iron City Beer and Kielbasa.