Who’ll win the Emmy for best commercial?

The Emmys are coming up, and American Copywriter has posted videos of this year’s nominees for best commercial. Looks like some real sizzlers, too. There’s “Animals” for AmEx, wherein Ellen DeGeneres fires off a series of jokes we all saw coming a mile away (a turtle named Shelley! Hahaha!); “Happiness Factory” for Coke, presenting a whimsical fairyworld in which snowmen are mercilessly tossed into the grinder to chill the soda; “Jar” for GE, which reminds me of what the “cans of air” gag from Spaceballs would have been had Spielberg been directing; “Pinball”