What would make Britney’s show bearable?

Unless you recently crawled out of a bomb shelter, you’ve heard of Britney Spears’ new reality TV show, Britney and Kevin: Chaotic, on UPN. The show, which offers a sneak peek into the newlyweds’ lives, is burdened by clumsy, unimaginative promos that can’t go five seconds without showing Britney and K-Fed (Federline’s stupid nickname) making goofy faces at the camera. They should be mindful of the Tom Green Principle, which shows there’s a fine line between wacky shenanigans and being an annoying shmuck.