Weigh your waste with the toilet-seat scale!

Fantastic news for women grappling with self-image problems: Soon, you'll be able to weigh your own poop! I admit, this might seem like a roundabout solution to the problem, but bear with me. Designer Haikun Deng says she came up with the toilet-seat scale to help weight-obsessed women feel better—or at least lighter—every time they drop a deuce. This is actually an old idea (like, from 1922) that's never caught on. But despite the niche audience, I hope it finally goes into production, if for no other reason than the potential ad slogans like, "Don't frown.