Vote for Romney or Suffer ‘a Thousand Years of Darkness,’ Says Chuck Norris

Actor and his wife battle evil in election ad

Man, I hope this Chuck Norris ad puts a stop to all those Republican jokes about Obama's teleprompter, because ads like this are what happens when you don't use one. Chuck's delivery is so bad that I thought he was doing a parody for the first 30 seconds, and his poor wife Gena looks terrified to even be on camera. I mean, it's nice that they're white Christians with opinions and all, but I'm reminded of the fake Venture Bros. PSA for testicular torsion, and for all the wrong reasons. Maybe someone should tell Chuck that he's not as relevant as he thinks before this becomes a regular habit.