Vote for the fighter with the hard left hook


I’m just a plane ticket and some residency requirements shy of moving to Oregon and voting for Steve Novick after seeing this campaign ad of his. He appeals to a pretty wide selection of voters: Liberals will approve of most of his political and social views, classic-television enthusiasts will love his vocal resemblance to Paul Lynde, and his awesome claw hand will intrigue more pirates that any American politician since Jefferson.

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