United Moving vows not to wreck your stuff

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Grey dredges up the old "A vs. B" routine for United Moving. "A" is United, which offers "a seamless professional move" with seasoned pros who take extra-special care with your stuff, etc. Company "B" traffics in chaos, uses bee-infested containers and sets your possessions on fire. I dunno, I guess I'll take … B? In the world of professional movers, promising not to be an absolute horror show is apparently enough. My couch smells like hot dogs, and some kind of mammals are nesting in my La-Z-Boy recliner.

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