Teacher, leave them right-wing kids alone

There are many reasons to affiliate oneself with a political party. Proximity to one’s political beliefs is a good start. You can weigh moral stances, track records and cooperation (or lack thereof) with other parties. You can also spin around a few times and pick a name from a hat. Any of which might be preferable to the method suggested by Canada’s Conservative party, which is urging college students to veer to the right … simply to piss