The sun clogs its arteries with Jimmy Dean

These Jimmy Dean ads are awfully similar to the Burger King spots with the Whopper family, don’t you think? I mean sure, they’re funnier and less annoying than the BK stuff. Still, that Breakfast Bowl is the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen since the Vince McMahon/Donald Trump feud. If someone told me to eat that monstrosity instead of cold cereal, which wouldn’t make my heart explode halfway through, I’d laugh. Keep the ads, but leave the product on the shelf, where it belongs.

—Posted by David Kiefaber