Is Subway’s Jared a lover or a fighter?

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Some guy in Boston’s Dorchester neighborhood who calls himself Chris “Tiger” Stockbridge has challenged Subway pitchman Jared Fogle to a charity boxing match. Tiger claims he recently lost 100 pounds; Fogle got famous for shedding 250 pounds by eating low-fat Subway sandwiches. Sure, Jared can be annoying, but that’s no reason to pummel the guy into submission. There are, however, plenty of other C- and D-list celebrities (e.g., Danny Bonaduce, Barr Williams, Tonya Harding) who are willing to mix it up in the ring. This time, Tonya wouldn’t need a lead pipe to vanquish the competition. Or maybe Tiger could just take on some 5th graders in a test of knowledge. Let’s get him started with an easy question. True or false? Your 15 minutes are almost up.

—Posted by David Gianatasio