Scrawny Arms Rob Lowe Is DirecTV’s Freakiest Rob Lowe Yet

Good luck with that jar of mayo

While shy-bladder sufferers debate the offensiveness of Painfully Awkward Rob Lowe, DirecTV is plowing ahead with all sorts of other less-than-ideal Rob Lowes—you know, the ones with cable and not DirecTV.

The latest disturbing specimen is Scrawny Arms Rob Lowe. And thanks to some CGI, he certainly looks like a pathetic weakling. Hopefully Grey New York at some point will have time to do a digital composite of all the subpar Rob Lowes, and we'll get to have a look at Creepy Less Attractive Painfully Awkward Crazy Hairy Scrawny Arms Rob Lowe.

CREDITS

Client: DirecTV

Spot: "Scrawny Arms"

Agency: Grey, New York

Chief Creative Officer: Tor Myhren

Executive Creative Director: Dan Kelleher

Group Creative Director: Doug Fallon

Group Creative Director: Steven Fogel

Agency Executive Producer: Andrew Chinich

Agency Producer: Lindsay Myers

Agency Music Producer: Zachary Pollakoff, Amy Rosen

Account: Chris Ross, Beth Culley, Anna Pogosova, Aaron Schwartz, Meredith Savatsky, Eddie Mele

Strategy: Michelle Leo

Production Company: MJZ

Director: Tom Kuntz

Producer: Emily Skinner

Production Supervisor: Daniel Gonzalez

Director of Photography: Hoyte Van Hoytema

Editorial Executive Producer: Sasha Hirschfeld, Mackenzie Cutler

Editor: Gavin Cutler, Mackenzie Cutler

Assistant Editor: Ryan Steele & Mike Rizzo, Mackenzie Cutler

Mixer + Sound Designer: Sam Shaffer, Mackenzie Cutler

VFX: Method Studios, NY

VFX Supervisor: Jay Hawkins, Method Studios

VFX Producer: Carlos Herrera & Christa Cox, Method Studios

Casting (OCP): Francine Selkirk, Shooting From the Hip

Casting (VO): Nina Pratt and Jerry Saviola, Avenue 3 Casting