Robert Goulet hits back at Emerald Nuts

Robert Goulet hates Emerald Nuts. The natural energy they provide keeps you awake and on the lookout for Goulet, making it less likely that he can mess with your stuff. No surprise, then, that Goulet is manufacturing his own candy bar, Goulet’s Snooze Bar (“It’s sleep in a bar!”), as a timely riposte. The downloadable jingles, sung by the man himself, are amusing. (“Goulet means forgettin’/Goulet means a-sleepin’/Snooze Bar is my bag, baby!/I need to start some sneakin’.”)