Viva Rock Vegas, I’m caught up in caveman sitcom fever! Which got me thinking — people sometimes try to discern if they’re more like dogs or cats. So, in honor of ABC’s decision to develop the Geico ad concept into a show, the question should be: Are you a caveman or a gecko?
Cavemen are: hirsute, hulking, surly, whiny, insecure, unevolved, extinct.
Geckos are: green, slender, witty, cocky, Cockney, self-assured, cold-blooded.