Pot Noodle wants to turn women into soup

Any man who has looked at his wife or girlfriend and wished she were a ramen-style soup might enjoy this new musical number for Pot Noodle from from Mother in London. It features a lovelorn hero who dreams of sprinkling his odalisque with seasonings and turning her into a bed of noodles, thus freeing himself from her “guilt trips, nagging and random tantrums.” To the strains of a harp, he envisions cupboards full of noodle ladies “freeze-dried and quick and done in a jiffy.”