New autumn release: sex on a plane

While we can all agree that the airline industry has given up on customer service, corporate pilot Bob Smith has perhaps taken the term too literally. He’s offering Atlanta residents the chance to have sex in an airborne aircraft for a piddling $299. Partners are not provided, but “couples get a custom-fit bed, brand new sheets and a complimentary bottle of champagne.” Bob will even draw the curtains and put on headphones to ensure privacy.