Michael Jordan surly as ever in Hanes effort

Michael Jordan and his Hitler mustache are back working for Hanes, educating laypeople about the brand's Lay Flat Collar shirts in a new campaign. Jordan and his annoying airplane seatmate talk about another passenger's rumpled, wavy, "bacon neck" collar in the spot below, and deflect grammatical corrections in its sequel, posted after the jump. The new campaign, from The Martin Agency in Richmond, Va., will feature all manner of other media, so don't worry, they have plenty of avenues to beat this into the ground.