KFC Makes Heart-Shaped 'ChickenGram' Buckets for You to Send on Valentine's Day

To profess your greasy affection

Anyone who’s had a Valentine’s Day dinner by candlelight at White Castle can upgrade this year to KFC, whose own ridiculous Valentine’s Day promotion lets you send a ChickenGram to a loved one—a heart-shaped box of bird, with original-recipe poetry stamped on the lid.