Anyone who’s had a Valentine’s Day dinner by candlelight at White Castle can upgrade this year to KFC, whose own ridiculous Valentine’s Day promotion lets you send a ChickenGram to a loved one—a heart-shaped box of bird, with original-recipe poetry stamped on the lid.
The ChickenGrams, dreamed up, likely in a feverish sweat, by agency Grip Limited, is available only in Canada. You also have to enter a contest for a chance to send one—visit kfcchickengram.ca and tell them you their love story, and you’re in the running.
The contest is open today and tomorrow only (Feb. 9-10).
See below for your options on the poetry, all three of which are sure to send the object of your affection’s heart aflutter.