Jack of all trades, particularly violent ones

There’s so much news this week about violence on TV, I decided to interview an expert, 24’s Jack Bauer, to get his perspective on the subject.
  Q: What do you say to those who believe there’s a “causal link” between TV violence and violent behavior in kids?
  Jack: I’m federal agent Jack Bauer, and today is the longest day of my life.
  Q: But how do you respond to the senators who insist we need to clean up the airwaves?
  Jack: I know you think what you’re doing is right.