Isaac gives hope to all HIV-positive wizards

We've all faced that moment of doubt when we wonder, "Will I ever move past my former life as an incarcerated, HIV-positive, spell-casting tranny?" Well, doubt no longer! The Prophet Isaac is here to show that it can be done, and that in the process, you can squeeze two kids out of a wife with no uterus! I can't find any evidence of whether this ad is legit or some weird hoax. But just in case, can any of our London brethren head over to Ormside Street on Nov. 24 and report back? I'm pretty sure Scamp got a sex change while he was locked up at Azkaban. Now's his chance for redemption! Hat tip to my friend Whitney.

—Posted by David Griner