Isaac gives hope to all HIV-positive wizards

We've all faced that moment of doubt when we wonder, "Will I ever move past my former life as an incarcerated, HIV-positive, spell-casting tranny?" Well, doubt no longer! The Prophet Isaac is here to show that it can be done, and that in the process, you can squeeze two kids out of a wife with no uterus! I can't find any evidence of whether this ad is legit or some weird hoax. But just in case, can any of our London brethren head over to Ormside Street on Nov.