Chances are, if you have an iPad 2, you’re already kind of a dick. So, you might as well protect your gadget with the Stuart Hughes Gold History Edition iPad case. The case, which can be had for a piddling $8 million, is a hedonistic medley of 24-carat gold alloy, diamonds, Ammolite and T. Rex thigh bone (no, seriously). It’s the sort of thing that, once bought, forbids you from ever feigning concern about the Third World ever again. Only two have been made so far, and we wouldn’t be shocked to find one in the living room of DirecTV’s opulent Russian guy. After the jump, check out a video with Hughes himself, who doesn’t seem exactly like Mr. Luxury, particularly given his choice of fonts. Via PSFK.