Ideas for John Mark Karr's future career

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Why not give John Mark Karr his own cable talk show? Or satellite radio channel? Maybe he can appear in PSAs instructing parents how to keep their kids safe from online predators. Or run for Congress. At the very least, he’s in line for a six-figure Hollywood biopic deal. (Can you spell Oscar, Leonardo DiCaprio?) Karr’s a pinch-faced, self-aggrandizing sociopath who craved the spotlight so badly he wasted the entire world’s time by non-confessing to some non-involvement in JonBenet Ramsey’s murder.

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