How’s this for odd media placement?

Guy who has his own cable-TV show comes onto your cable-TV show and calls you a slang term for a piece of male anatomy. A clip of that moment—also including his assertions that you, and others like you, are “hurting America”—gets widely circulated thanks to the Internet. In large part because of the clip, you are fired from your aforementioned cable show. But being a resourceful person, you find a new job at a competing network.