Hold on, John Daly is doing underwear ads?

Daly-underwear

As if 2010 weren't off to a rocky enough start, now I have to listen to John Daly talk about his underwear. The formerly mulleted and rotund golfer, who cut his hair and slimmed down, is a spokesman for Slix underwear these days—and is talking up his new job with the candor we've come to expect from him. "Slix boxer briefs are the most ridiculously comfortable underwear I've ever put on" is his exact quote. But Daly was outdone by Slix founder Greg Hall, who asserts that "one of the common issues golfers and caddies have is the discomfort resulting from sweaty, stretched-out cotton underwear." See all those words there? I don't want to hear them in that sequence ever again. I'm not even sure what's worse, this unseemly swamp-ass discussion or the possibility that Slix might use the momentum to develop a diaper for the PGA senior tour.

—Posted by David Kiefaber