Happy Valentine’s Day from the DQ

For all you people who haven’t gotten around to doing anything for that special someone for Valentine’s Day yet, here’s your solution: Dairy Queen has created a site called dqslowjam.com, which will let you create your own Barry White-style (or at least the one I made was) message to send to friends and lovers. I’m not sure why, when I previewed my creation, the site showed this slovenly guy on an exercise bike while that big pair of lips relayed romantic sentiments. That’s for greater minds than mine to contemplate.