Guy Ritchie, Jude Law make inane Dior film


Guy Ritchie directed Jude Law (and Slovak model Michaela Kocianová) in this new short film for Dior Homme, which gets high marks for perfecting some of the high-end fragrance category's most well-worn tropes: stilted dialogue, idle sexual tension and the lack of anything actually happening whatsoever. Our favorite piece of dialogue:
  Kocianová: There might be two of us.
  Law: What, two of you?
  Kocianová: Me … and naughty me.
  Law: Ooooh.