Greeting cards for incarcerated loved ones

Nothing rehabilitates a prisoner quite like getting passive-aggressively browbeaten by his friends and family on the outside. At least, that appears to be the rationale behind attorney Terrye L. Cheathem’s line of inmate greeting cards. It’s a nice gesture, but the cards tend towards messages like “You had the choice to be ’naughty or nice.’ And you chose … oh well, now you have to do your time.” Which is about as inspiring as “Don’t be no one’s bitch.”