Good to see ya, Don Lapre

True confessions: Don Lapre haunts me. If you don’t know him, perhaps you’ve never found yourself awake at 3 a.m., your face ashen in the glow of the television screen, listening to him hyperventilate about how you—yes, YOU!—can make thousands upon thousands of dollars by doing … well, that was the rub, really. I could never really figure out what his infomercials, which were huge on the airwaves a few years back, were about. Something to do with placing