Free furniture if the Red Sox win it all again

New England retailer Jordan’s Furniture is running a promotion tied to the unlikely chance of the Boston Red Sox winning the 2007 World Series. Customers who purchase a sofa, dining table, bed or other items by April 16 for delivery by the All-Star Game will get a full refund if the Sox go all the way. Sure, the Sox took the series in 2004, when the Yankees imploded in the playoffs, but we all know what a rare feat that was. So let’s assume Jordan’s won’t have to give away too many free sectionals. And if the Sox do win again, some of the Fenway faithful won’t need Jordan’s freebies to furnish their rumpus rooms. They’ll just boost the bleacher seats—and end up in a Boston Herald headline decrying “Green Monsters!”