Evil Fast-Food Chain Unveils Darth Vader Burger

Dine on the dark side

Ever dream about lounging by the Seine and eating Star Wars-themed hamburgers? Who hasn't! French fast-food chain Quick brings that fantasy to life, celebrating the 3-D release of The Phantom Menace with menu items inspired by characters from George Lucas' iconic film franchise. The Darth Vader and Darth Maul burgers boast blackened or ruddy buns. Ooh la la! Piled high with glistening patties and abundant sauce, their, um, force is sure to be with you all day long. The Chewbacca burger (see the video below) is thankfully just a spoof, though it reminds me of some meals I've had at Denny's. C'mon, use those hairnets, people!