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Chalky-skinned burlesque queen Dita Von Teese, last spotted soaking her ample bosom in Perrier, expands her range in this U.K. “Va Va Voom” spot (from Publicis London) for the Renault Clio by playing … oh, a peep-show stripper. Soccer legend Thierry Henry, no thespian himself, gets so aroused by Dita’s perfect, pasty posterior that he makes a face like he’s sucked on a lemon. Plus, there’s footage of Audrey Hepburn and Rhianna, both of whom keep their pants on—I think.