Disney's sweet, hot summer of chastity

Summer is here, the kids are out of school, and the Disney PR engine is cranking into overdrive. If you have a kid between 9 and 12, you saw this coming. If not … meet the Jonas Brothers, the current teen pop sensations. Like the boy bands that came before them, the Jonases insist they’re not just another pop boy band—they’re a “pop-rock” band! (You have to respect the hyphen.) One thing that is different: They come with purity rings, a vow to stay celibate until marriage, and the promise to bring good Christian morals back to the Disney brand.