Detox Looks Fun in Greenpeace's Challenge to Nike and Adidas

Last month, an ad spoof from the Ewoks at Greenpeace informed us that Volkswagen operates a Death Star that's about to pulverize the earth with a giant laser beam. Now, the environmental advocates have set their sights on the evil sportswear people at Adidas and Nike, who are apparently hurting the planet with a combination of impressive athleticism, brightly hued clothing, and being so damn painfully hip. Also, they use suppliers in China that are polluting rivers there with chemicals that have "hormone-disrupting properties," Greenpeace claims.