Dawn of the MPez3 player

Let it be said that on Thursday, Oct. 27th, a day that first appeared to be like any other, we discovered something cooler than the iPod: the MP3 player shaped like a Pez dispenser. (OK, a lot of people must’ve discovered it because we read about it in today’s New York Times.) Still, how cool! By flipping back its Pez-dispenser-like head, you can turn on your music! But seriously folks, though we think this player in particular is cool, we began to overthink what this means in the larger picture—as is our burden.