Dating Red Tettemer people is always weird

For the second straight year, the Philadelphia agency Red Tettemer is trying to find Valentine's Day dates for its single employees via the Red Tettemer iMate. The shop posts pictures of its most fetching non-married staff members. You, acting at your own risk, e-mail them. It's that simple. The bio lines are brief and to the point. For the lovely lady above: "June Cleaver seeks Ward for her Beaver." For the dude below, who sports the second evil head: "Clearance. Two for the price of one." See last year's collection of great catches here.

—Posted by Tim Nudd

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