Corey Haim would like to have more money

We figured Corey Haim had hit rock bottom when he and Cory Feldman launched a reality TV show to cash in on their status as VH1 nostalgia punch lines. But fate, as it often does, threw Haim a shovel and told him to keep digging. The result is this full page ad in Variety, in which the Haimster signals that he’s ready to get back to work and “make amends.” Dotting the “i” in his name with a heart really caps off his New Age smarm. Not sure if he’ll get any work from this, but having never seen anyone grovel to such a degree, we can’t help but be entertained. Via Defamer.

—Posted by David Kiefaber