Coffee plot thickens for Malkovich, Clooney


John Malkovich, ghostly-white adjudicator at the pearly gates, bailed George Clooney out of premature death last year in in exchange for his Nespresso coffee maker in a French ad from McCann Erickson Paris. Now, John is back to shake poor George down for more of the good stuff (i.e., Nespresso products) this year. I can't see it ending well for Malkovich, angel or not, if this goes any further. No one gets between Clooney and hot girls without entering a world of hurt.