For the client that wants to get stepped on

The world isn’t cluttered enough. Here comes Parking Stripe Advertising, a company that will put your sales pitch on the white divider lines in parking lots. It’s a “patent-pending” process, so it must be good! “Who is the genius that thought of this idea?” asks one of the questions in the company’s FAQ. It’s none other than Mr. Greg Gorman, who was previously involved in developing some of the Budweiser frog, ant and Clydesdale commercials.