In case your travel anxiety isn’t bad enough

Many people fear both flying and snakes. That’s one reason Snakes On a Plane bombed. (Also, it sucked.) Fast forward about a year: The Columbus Zoo and Aquarium posts this admittedly eye-catching “wallscape” in the Port Columbus Airport. It shows an image of the zoo’s 24-foot-long, 300-pound reticulated python, supposedly the largest such specimen on earth. The python’s name is “Fluffy.” In the presumably Photoshopped photo, it just ate someone’s luggage. Don’t tell Skybus Airlines—they’ll plaster