Bacon-Scented Deodorant Made Especially for People Who Sweat Like Pigs

'An aphrodisiac for your armpits'

It wouldn't be the holidays if some cheeky company didn't release a men's personal-care product that smells like meat. In the grand tradition of Burger King's Flame fragrance (with "a hint of meat"), J&D's Foods—makers of bacon everything—has announced a new bacon-scented deodorant. Such a thing probably exists already (I mean, it has to), but Power Bacon's marketing angle of targeting people who sweat like pigs is clever, especially by the standards of bacon humor.