Another ad straight from your nightmares

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There’s so much aesthetic unpleasantness in this ad for Viatop-AM that it’s hard to focus on one particular eyesore. (Click the link to see the full ad.) Those few errant blades of grass really seem inappropriate. It almost looks like the lawn Rick Moranis’s progeny had to navigate in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, only with more disembodied nipples. I have no idea what Viatop-AM is, and I don’t know enough Spanish or Portuguese to read the Web sites Google spat out at me. I assume it’s a female sex enhancer, or some manner of potion that makes you shrink and hallucinate. Via Ads of the World.

—Posted by David Kiefaber