And now an unwanted site about unwanted body hair

You could say that Norelco advertising has come a long way from that commercial I remember as a kid in which Santa sleds over snow-covered hill and dale on an electric razor. In one of the weirder promotional sites I’ve ever seen, Norelco promotes its new Bodygroom razor at shaveeverywhere.com with somehow graphic—though often bleeped—descriptions of just what body parts the new shaver can shave. Just one guess as to what body part the, um, fruits in this visual are a stand-in for.