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Spanish soccer team uses zombie porn film to breed new fans at sperm clinics

Looking to boost your pro soccer team's attendance levels? It's as easy as one, two, three: 1) Film an X-rated movie about horny zombie women and include lots of your team's paraphernalia in it. 2) Distribute the film at sperm-donor clinics. 3) Welcome babies nine months later who'll be predisposed to become fans because their fathers were thinking passionately about the team at the moment of sperm donation.

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