Inside DirecTV's 'Cable Effects' Ads From Grey, the Funniest Campaign of the Year

Switch today ... or spiral into misery, self-loathing and despair

IDEA: Having cable inevitably leads to misery, self-destruction and personal degradation. You lose everything and shave your head for money. You get beat up and left in a roadside ditch. You run into Charlie Sheen and reenact scenes from Platoon with him. You fake your own death and attend your funeral in disguise.